Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Survey SAYS...?

Remember the old FamilyFeud with that smarmy guy that kissed all the women? He was creepy. But I digress.
I copied this from a website because some of the answers and the hosts reactions were so funny. Guilty giggle at stupid people funny. Enjoy!
I've always been fascinated by groups of five people who try to guess what 100 randomly selected people have said for a chance to win $10,000, which they'll split between themselves before splitting it again with the government. Which will leave each of them with about $32.87 for their troubles.
I've also been fascinated by how one of those five people will crack under the pressure and cost everyone else on their team a chance to walk away with $32.87.
As a result, I've polled 100 people to find the best "worst" answers ever given on Family Feud. The top 27 answers are on the board.

Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest. #1 Answer: Lincoln Worst Answers: Nixon
Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San. #1 Answer: San Diego Worst Answer: Seattle
Question: Name a slang term used for important people. #1 Answer: V.I.P. Worst Answer: Buddy
Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out. #1 Answer: Photos Worst Answer: Corn
Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener. #1 Answer: Bugs Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time
Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers. #1 Answer: Anniversary Worst Answer: Happy divorce
Question: Name a term used in football. #1 Answer: Touchdown Worst Answer: Fastbreak
Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation. #1 Answer: Non-smoking Worst Answer: A menu
Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. #1 Answer: The police Worst Answer: Your son
Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows. #1 Answer: Mozart Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias
Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick. #1 Answer: Water Worst Answer: Alcohol
Question: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose. #1 Answer: Pimple Worst Answers: Lint
Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in. #1 Answer: High heels Worst Answer: Scuba flippers Louie Anderson's Response: If it's up there... I'll be suprised.
Question: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house. #1 Answer: Relatives Worst Answer: Mold (I kinda agree with this answer..does that mean I'm an idiot too??)
Question: Name a musician who goes by one name. #1 Answer: Madonna Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike.
Question: Name something you'd buy for more than a thousand dollars. #1 Answer: HouseWorst Answer: Pleasure equipment Louie Anderson's Response: I'm afraid to ask what that means.
Question: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter. #1 Answer: Taking orders Worst Answer: Falling down
Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating. #1 Answer: Bra Worst Answer: Used condom
Question: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time. #1 Answer: Video games Worst Answer: Masturbate Louie Anderson's Response: I knew somebody would say it.
Question: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the US. #1 Answer: Peso Worst Answer: Ampere
Question: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend. #1 Answer: Bad breath Worst Answers: She doesn't love him that much
Question: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating. #1 Answer: Undress Worst Answer: Make out Louie Anderson's Response: With somebody else?
Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered. #1 Answer: It's cold Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.
Question: Name an animal many people are scared of. #1 Answer: Snake Worst Answer: Boar Louie Anderson's Response: It's terrifying.
Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble. #1 Answer: Letters Worst Answer: Dice Louie Anderson's Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble?
Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair. #1 Answer: 30 Worst Answer: 14
Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding. #1 Answer: June Worst Answer: Summer

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