Monday, December 01, 2008

A Quote My Sister Emailed To Me

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

Its funny cuz its true.

6 comments:

Tara said...

LOL! Totally true. Give her yarn and pointy sticks, she'll give you a sweater.

puffthemagicrabbit said...

Love it!! (have you picked up Twilight yet?)

AliP said...

NO! Still resisting.......


Is it really that good or will I throw it across the room?

puffthemagicrabbit said...

It's very...sweet. If you're cynical about how true first love can be- then you may throw it across the room. But if you don't mind getting lost in the story, its very seductive.

AliP said...

I'm going to drink the koolade and look for it at the library tomorrow. Oh me oh my...has Hell frozen over???

puffthemagicrabbit said...

When you get over True Blood, I want to hear what you think!