Monday, December 01, 2008

A Quote My Sister Emailed To Me

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

Its funny cuz its true.

6 comments:

Tara said...

LOL! Totally true. Give her yarn and pointy sticks, she'll give you a sweater.

Anonymous said...

Love it!! (have you picked up Twilight yet?)

Ali P said...

NO! Still resisting.......


Is it really that good or will I throw it across the room?

Anonymous said...

It's very...sweet. If you're cynical about how true first love can be- then you may throw it across the room. But if you don't mind getting lost in the story, its very seductive.

Ali P said...

I'm going to drink the koolade and look for it at the library tomorrow. Oh me oh my...has Hell frozen over???

Anonymous said...

When you get over True Blood, I want to hear what you think!