Uh Oh

The caffeine has befuddled my brain and I saw that Eating Well has a "diet" book out now.
While HM was ironing his pants for work I said "How would you like to go on a diet with me?"
DOH.
He said YES if I would start an exercise regimen with him.
DOH!
So, we have decided that we will buy the book and will walk togther each morning after the kids go to school.

Someone shoot me.