Survey SAYS...?

Remember the old FamilyFeud with that smarmy guy that kissed all the women? He was creepy. But I digress.
I copied this from a website because some of the answers and the hosts reactions were so funny. Guilty giggle at stupid people funny. Enjoy!
THE 27 WORST FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS EVER:
I've always been fascinated by groups of five people who try to guess what 100 randomly selected people have said for a chance to win $10,000, which they'll split between themselves before splitting it again with the government. Which will leave each of them with about $32.87 for their troubles.
I've also been fascinated by how one of those five people will crack under the pressure and cost everyone else on their team a chance to walk away with $32.87.
As a result, I've polled 100 people to find the best "worst" answers ever given on Family Feud. The top 27 answers are on the board.
Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest. #1 Answer: Lincoln Worst Answers: Nixon
Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San. #1 Answer: San Diego Worst Answer: Seattle
Question: Name a slang term used for important people. #1 Answer: V.I.P. Worst Answer: Buddy
Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out. #1 Answer: Photos Worst Answer: Corn
Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener. #1 Answer: Bugs Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time
Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers. #1 Answer: Anniversary Worst Answer: Happy divorce
Question: Name a term used in football. #1 Answer: Touchdown Worst Answer: Fastbreak
Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation. #1 Answer: Non-smoking Worst Answer: A menu
Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from. #1 Answer: The police Worst Answer: Your son
Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows. #1 Answer: Mozart Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias
Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick. #1 Answer: Water Worst Answer: Alcohol
Question: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose. #1 Answer: Pimple Worst Answers: Lint
Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in. #1 Answer: High heels Worst Answer: Scuba flippers Louie Anderson's Response: If it's up there... I'll be suprised.
Question: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house. #1 Answer: Relatives Worst Answer: Mold (I kinda agree with this answer..does that mean I'm an idiot too??)
Question: Name a musician who goes by one name. #1 Answer: Madonna Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike.
Question: Name something you'd buy for more than a thousand dollars. #1 Answer: HouseWorst Answer: Pleasure equipment Louie Anderson's Response: I'm afraid to ask what that means.
Question: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter. #1 Answer: Taking orders Worst Answer: Falling down
Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating. #1 Answer: Bra Worst Answer: Used condom
Question: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time. #1 Answer: Video games Worst Answer: Masturbate Louie Anderson's Response: I knew somebody would say it.
Question: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the US. #1 Answer: Peso Worst Answer: Ampere
Question: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend. #1 Answer: Bad breath Worst Answers: She doesn't love him that much
Question: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating. #1 Answer: Undress Worst Answer: Make out Louie Anderson's Response: With somebody else?
Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered. #1 Answer: It's cold Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.
Question: Name an animal many people are scared of. #1 Answer: Snake Worst Answer: Boar Louie Anderson's Response: It's terrifying.
Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble. #1 Answer: Letters Worst Answer: Dice Louie Anderson's Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble?
Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair. #1 Answer: 30 Worst Answer: 14
Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding. #1 Answer: June Worst Answer: Summer